birb se futur. birb se all.

Shopekeper Large contact len store.  Sell a len, can gain a illusion the eyeball so much more eyeball

I look awful, but I made this kid’s Make-A-Wish dream come true. And that’s what’s most important.


stoopid cyote. chasn me n stuf.

BEEMP BEEMP here ready a eat the snake right fast like the noodle GOTS GO sonic HED HOG



please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.

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Look. It’s my natural hair and my favorite beanie.


hum hum the netstst gots a be build right… this locat.  Alrigte!  Start a scrumblin of a TOES make softets nest for nap


i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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Can cats get nightmares? Because once in a while, Trouble will start shaking and crying in his sleep and if I touch him, he gets very clingy and cuddles under the blankets with me and if I stop petting him, he whines and cries again.

Anonymous: The squirrels at West Texas A&M will jump on people's backpacks.


From now on I am only judging college by the quality of campus squirrels


"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

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#I swear the first time I saw some of these on other sites that people share I thought they were actual pics of Jensen. #OMFG #Holy fucking shit they are beautiful and perfect and omfg I love them. #That is real fucking talent.# I mean it looks almost exactly like Jensen, and he is perfection and it is hard to capture that perfection but these pics did. wow. #Total mind fucking blown


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