importantbirds:

birb se futur. birb se all.

Shopekeper Large contact len store.  Sell a len, can gain a illusion the eyeball so much more eyeball

I look awful, but I made this kid’s Make-A-Wish dream come true. And that’s what’s most important.

importantbirds:

stoopid cyote. chasn me n stuf.

BEEMP BEEMP here ready a eat the snake right fast like the noodle GOTS GO sonic HED HOG

gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.

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Look. It’s my natural hair and my favorite beanie.

importantbirds:

hum hum the netstst gots a be build right… this locat.  Alrigte!  Start a scrumblin of a TOES make softets nest for nap

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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Can cats get nightmares? Because once in a while, Trouble will start shaking and crying in his sleep and if I touch him, he gets very clingy and cuddles under the blankets with me and if I stop petting him, he whines and cries again.

Anonymous: The squirrels at West Texas A&M will jump on people's backpacks.

bewbin:

From now on I am only judging college by the quality of campus squirrels

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

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obsessedwith-castiel-dean-sam:

#I swear the first time I saw some of these on other sites that people share I thought they were actual pics of Jensen. #OMFG #Holy fucking shit they are beautiful and perfect and omfg I love them. #That is real fucking talent.# I mean it looks almost exactly like Jensen, and he is perfection and it is hard to capture that perfection but these pics did. wow. #Total mind fucking blown

pompei7

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